all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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