I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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