She announced her abortion via fbk
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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