Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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