I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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