you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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