His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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