I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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