She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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