Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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