google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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