After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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