JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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