Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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