i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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