Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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