I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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