She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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