The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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