I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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