I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
