The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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