I wannas sexs uuuuu
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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