I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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