I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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