make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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