Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
