Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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