her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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