Can i not drive my cunt home
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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