Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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