i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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