S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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