I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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