Do you still have your period?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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