so that wasnt chicken after all
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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