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Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I wish there were birth control emojis
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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