You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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