Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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