my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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