No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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