no. you can't hotbox the world.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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