But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just cut my nipple shaving
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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