the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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