the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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