I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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