hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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