I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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