i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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