we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Your dad touched me again.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
This house was built for laser tag.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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