Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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