so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
