normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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