It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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