everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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