if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
