I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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