I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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