Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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